Trumpet Man

Trumpet Man is an aggressive Jewish half-breed known to terrorize aspiring street musicians. Trumpet Man serves as a Jewish folklore demon who takes children's souls and keeps them in his trash bag.

Biography
Trumpet Man's name is somewhat ironic, and is derived from the very tale that most know him from. This Polish Legend tells of a young negro street busker who was very talented with his trumpet. Everyone from the local village would come see him perform, and he would warm the cockles of their Jew hearts.

On one fateful day, however, this negro trumpeter played too loud. So loud, in fact, that this ancient Jewish monster emerged from his cave to exact vengeance on the loud busker. He opened his wretched Jewish maw and devoured the black man whole. When he tried to return to his eternal slumber, the Jew found the entrance to his cave sealed. Since then, he has roamed the Polish countryside, stealing children's souls and killing any who would dare to play music in a public area.

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